An Arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast !
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kECELJICA dO cICA
cURU vATA gROZNICA
vATAT ćE jE i kOLERA jER nEMA šVALERA
vATA ćE jE bOLEST jACA jER nEMA sVIRAČA
eJ sVAKA cURA vOLI tAMBURAŠA
a kONTRAŠA i cURA i sNAŠA 
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